Nope not that kind of deer.
Dear finals week,
Please don’t take this personally but we are not friends. We never have been, nor shall we ever be. To me, you are that weird mayo eating kid sitting in the corner talking to his toes. You have ruined any chance of me having any sort of life for this week, and I for one; do not appreciate it. To me, you are as unnecessary as my fourth toe; I can certainly survive without you. You make me cry, you make me laugh hysterically at 2AM when I realize I have another paper to do the next day. (or rather later that day cuz 2STINKINGAM) Also, why must you taunt me by making me think I know something and then realizing nope nope nope I definitely do not know something. You are the lowest of the low and need to be put in your place. Which is right next where I put bananas. Which is in the trash so BYEEEEE. While I do appreciate the chance to realize just how well I don’t retain knowledge, this takes it a bit too far. Well I believe I’ve made my point. In that case, I bid you BYEEEEEEE.
With my utmost, sincerest disdain;
A tired, brain dead, emotionally damaged student.
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